Showing posts with label Elle Casey. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Elle Casey. Show all posts
Thursday, June 16, 2016
Lost and Found - Elle Casey
Lost and Found, by Elle Casey, is the first book in the Love in New York series. The story takes place in Manhattan and revolves around Leah, a bohemian living in Manhattan and working at Belinda's New Age shop. Leah is clumsy, a little spacey, and (obviously) single. When Leah finds a lost engagement ring, she goes out of her way to find the owner. Little does she know that her search for the owner will lead her on some crazy adventures.
Now, friends, let's get down to the review. This was the first book I've read in a long time that had NO redeeming qualities. None. You may think I'm being dramatic, but really, I'm not. I had a hard time finding anything that I liked about this book.
Let's start with the characters. There's our heroine, Leah, who works and lives in uptown Manhattan. She works for a woman who runs a natural foods store - part time - and is always complaining about her lack of money. She can't afford to pay her rent (but yet her landlord never kicks her out), but does nothing to remedy the situation. She never looks for another part time job, or even full time job. She's just content to stay at her job, making less than a pittance. Leah is flaky, and quite frankly, I am surprised that anyone could find this to be an endearing trait.
James, the hero of Lost and Found, is angry, obsessive-compulsive, and feels like he has the need to control everything. These are not good qualities. They are unattractive in even the most good looking of guys. For example, when James's alcoholic brother gets drunk and pisses into a fountain, then goes on some crazy bender, James forces him into Bellevue Psych Ward, where he notifies the staff that his brother is to stay for at least 15 days. After the initial 72 hour hold is up, his brother is released, because, hello, you can't force someone into the psych ward with justifiable cause.
Those are the two major characters. The other characters are seen intermittently throughout the book, and include James's sister, who is apparently filing for guardianship of her three month old niece, the flaky natural foods store owner, who is an even bigger airhead than Leah, and a jewelry store employee who somehow manages to convince Leah to dress up as a rapper named Shay Dee in order to pawn off a ring she found.
Now, the story. Let me sum it up: Leah finds an engagement ring after running through the middle of a fountain. She then spends a majority of the book trying to locate the owner of said ring to return it to him or her. That's it. That's the story. She bumps into James a couple of times - literally bumps into him - and then suddenly they want to have a relationship. There is no real reason in this book for them to fall in love with each other, or even like. For all intents and purposes, it seems as though James doesn't even really *like* Leah.
Let's add in to that the fact that there is NO character development in this story. The characters do not grow, change, or learn anything about themselves in this (ahem) book. They are stagnant and so ridiculous that they are unlikable at all costs. The characters underdevelopment and the lack of plot should be enough to scare a reader away from this book. However, I have an even bigger reason: The author uses a slur word for transgender people not once, but THREE TIMES in the book. I found this to be not only disappointing, but downright sickening. It is apparent that Elle Casey knows nothing about transgender men and women, or she would not have dared use this abhorrent word (which I have not included in the review for obvious reasons. It's never okay to refer to a transgender person by this word.) Not only that, but at one point, Elle says that her mother married a woman who was really just dressed up as a man. The whole thing was incredibly transphobic, and that, dear readers, is the NUMBER ONE reason I cannot, in good faith, recommend this book to anyone. I won't even rate it on Amazon, because I don't think it's worth the 1 star I'd have to leave to give it a review. Save your money for a better book!
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Tuesday, May 31, 2016
Wrong Number, Right Guy - Elle Casey
Book: Wrong Number, Right Guy
Author: Elle Casey
Genre: Contemporary Romance
Publisher: Montlake Publishing
I have read books by Elle Casey in the past, and LOVED them. They are usually fun, sometimes naughty, and generally fairly decent. So, I bought this book, expecting it to be at least somewhat as good as previous books I've read by her. I was, sadly, disappointed.
The book opens with May talking to her sister. Her sister is about to get a new phone. So, later, when May gets a text from an unidentified number, she thinks it's from her sister. (The thought never occurred to May that her sister could switch her number to her new phone.) Anyway, long story short, May ends up at this biker bar in New Orleans, where she is shot at, almost killed, and then saved by a hairy guy who drags her back to his place. The rest of the story is pretty much summed up by the following: May thinks about sex a lot and complains about her sore muscles. There you go!
A few things that were good about this book:
*The dogs - they were cute (but probably played a much bigger role in the book than they could have!)
*The fact that most of the people who work for Ozzie are willing to look out for each other.
Now, let's talk about what wasn't so good.
A. May is 29years old - 29! She should be mature enough to speak like a grownup, at least when she is at work or out in public. Yet, she constantly says and thinks things like "Oh, poop." She talks about tooting, and says she has to leave so she can unclench her buttcheeks before she toots. Seriously - I know a lot of people in their 20's. I don't know a single one of them that talks or thinks the way May does, because - guess what? They aren't 7 year olds!
B. If this is supposed to be a romance novel, why isn't there more romance? Ozzie and May hardly ever see each other, and yet, they claim they are attracted to each other and want to have some adult fun together! How can you have a little romance with or crush on someone if you NEVER SEE THEM?!
C. Character development - there was none. None. There was no growth in the book.
D. The Plot - there is no plot, really. It's all just thinking about sex or beating each other up. I thought maybe something was starting to develop, but then it just fell flat. Did it get lost in the bad writing and thoughts about tooting? I guess we'll never know.
Honestly, I am a little disappointed at how disappointed I am. I had hope for this book - and it let me down. So, in all fairness, I can't recommend this book - though I will continue to read other books by this author - just not books from this series.
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